Joke d20

[TheElf]

Peter: "Hey John, how can I play a post apocalyptic game with D&D?"
John: "Just use the new edition, they killed most of the setting (in name of better dungeon experience), but you can still try to roleplay"

[zergnase]

john = not smart

smart ppl use the form em better rule system, and use the background which they like more

Z

[nobara]

You should have mentioned Errata and ccg

[TheElf]

3.5 Isn't the better system :P

[[-Rogy-]]

i know this is old but.....

DM: you enter a garden and see the pretty flowers and in the center of the garden you see a gazibo....

john(not smart):WHAT a gazibo did it notice us !!

DM: no john it did not it's a GAZIBO.

john: ok then i try to snick past it...(roll's dice.. gets 15+8 == 23) i got 23 on hide check !!..

DM: YOU CANT HIDE FROM IT IT IS A GAZIBO !
john: what cant hide .... then what does it do see'n me snicking around...?

DM: NOTHING it does nothing its a gazibo.
john: ok i pull my crossbow and shoot a bolt at it..

DM: your shot does nothing there is in the center of the garden a gazibo with an arrow stuck in it.
johnto himself)what no dmg ?!?.... (aloud) how much DR it has...ahhh fu$k it i cast fire ball at it !!

DMnot amused at all)after the smoke clears you see in front of you a gazibo slitly parched but it is still there in the center of the now burnd garden.
john: what it did nothing ?!?
DM:yeas john it did nothing it's a G A Z I B O !!!!

john: i poke it with my spear......?
DM(now totaly pissd off):thats it you have engerd the great GAZIBO god he has awakend the gazibo in front of you! the gazibo opens its mouth and swaloows you whole.... you take 1661d6+999 crushing dmg from the bite you may take 4d6 and start rolling a new charter...