probably from a cartoon but I don't know.
Optimus and Megatron are about to do battle, and as usual are talking smack to one another when Megatron shouts,
"Prime, I'm going to rip your nuts off!"
the battle comes to a standstill as everyone on both sides turns to look at Megatron.
Megatron looks around confused and says, "what, did I say something?"
Prime asks, "What do you mean, rip my nuts off?"
Megatron
Gather round woklings as I tell you the tale of the brave scouts: Burny, Shadow, Ears and Dies Horribly.
Many moons ago, as you know, we Ewoks all lived in peace and harmony. On the shores of the big water there was a village where these four scouts lived and would go out to scout locations to set the traps for the great beasts that were hunted for food.
(the GM figured there had to be a reason that the ewoks had the traps set up that killed so many stormtroopers and AT-STs,
This was the reason I posted my third favorite session rundown.
The group consisted of the same players, and characters as the previous rundown, same ork phys-ad, same Troll streetsam, same elf mage. I was playing the mage so I'm going to refer to that character as I, and tell the story from my point of view. I'm going to try to be fair and not make it seem like I did all the cool shit, but we all did cool shit in this session.
By this time we had been running the shadows
One of my friends from college had joined the army shortly after the birth of his daughter and moved to New York. After he had been there a while and been deployed a few times, he got a vacation so he came back to visit. It was then he ran one of the cooler sessions of shadowrun.
The party consisted of:
An Elven mage who had the day job of writing scripts for porn movies, and ran to support his adrenaline addiction. (this was my character, and like every one of my shadowrun
I was the face, and the group had been hired to do an extraction. All the group was magically active and we were told that we would be paid all expenses, and we were given an address and 48 hours.
So we do what all magical teams would do in that situation, we hire a guy to do a matrix overwatch, we contact the guy we normally did business with, and gave him the address. He spends 5 minutes laughing in our faces, and refuses to tell us why.
So, We go to the site, I'm the
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